Lord, Beer Me Strength.

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

matthew-pasquarello:

Road To The Stanley Cup

(matthew-pasquarello)

bunnyfood:

(via thefluffingtonpost:yourtease)
thisishangingrockcomics:

my mom roundin up the posers apparently

thisishangingrockcomics:

my mom roundin up the posers apparently

(via thebluthcompany)

escapekit:

Time Slice Series

Photographer Dan Marker-Moore’s latest project is a series of collages in which a single image is made up of slices of photos taken in a time lapse. 

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

tastefullyoffensive:

[timetrabble]
3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.
Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)

Dear Ten-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty. First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though. Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you. Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts. Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously. Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now. (x) - Mindy Kaling

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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